MARK: I don't suppose you've considered that I might be a little more than the totally shallow bundle of wise-cracks you take me for? I mean, maybe a relationship that isn't a bit more meaningful and permanent than this isn't enough for me, and I'd prefer that we split up.                        BECKY: Then I think we ought to split up.                                          MARK: Though obviously I'd want us still to date and have sex!

MARK: (on the phone) That girl you set me up with last night - Monica.....Yeah, I'll tell you how it went. You know how sometimes you've got to say the alphabet backwards in your head to keep from firing off too soon?.....Well, that was the best bit!